I am off to preach in Chapel tomorrow. My first Sunday since finishing in the parish after sixteen years as Vicar. It is strange to think that I no longer have a church - though I shall be all over everywhere in my new role.
Sermons these days are expected, by and large, to be ten to twelve minute homilies. The expansive evening address hangs on in some places, and of course there are many parishes where sermon is more the focus than Sacrament. The pulpit in S Paul's cathedral has a clock set into the coving, close to the lecturn where one pplaces ones notes. It has a fourth hand - which is red - which the preacher sets to point to the time at which he aims to finish. I was told when I preached there once for evensong that I had better not over run my time or the choir would have to be paid for an extra hour. I think they meant it!
Brevity can aid clarity and no one wants to snooze throiugh waffle; but there is a problem about how to develop longer trains of thought and argument, and what is short is sometimes inadequate.
As an undergraduate I struggled once with an essay. My supervisor clarified things for me, and I exclaimed "it's simple really!" 'Yes,' she said, 'simple but not simplistic.' To write - and speak - simply but without falling into being simplistic. Now there is the art of the true preacher. Read again the sermon on the Mount in S Matthew or the sermon on the Plain in S Luke. Look at the parables. The Incarnate Word spoke so simply: but never simplistically.
Welcome
Haileyburiana is a miscellany of things I got up to as President of the Haileybury Society in 2010 - 2011 and random musings on things to do with Haileybury. Whether you are an OH, a current pupil or parent, a teacher or other friend of the school I hope you will find something interesting here. The blog is no longer regularly updated, but there may still be occasional posts.
Saturday, January 15, 2011
Thursday, January 13, 2011
Fives
Do gaiters - traditionally worn by Archdeacons - have any use today? They were riding gear, like the short 'apron cassock' worn with them, convenient for horseback. The Archdeacon had to travel about from parish to parish. That is still the case, but as I cannot afford a horse (nor the time and energy to look after it) cycling becomes the way to beat the London traffic over short-ish distances. So gaiters might have a use today, though I tuck my trousers into my socks. Note to self: find the cycle clips.
As it was I was cycling past Highgate School today and noticed some fine looking glass roofed courts in the grounds opposite the entrance to Kenwood House. A block of six Eton Fives courts.
At Haileybury we played Rugby Fives. An Eton Fives court has a buttress on the left hand side, has no back wall and a step across the court at the half way point.
A Rugby Fives court is like a squash court - I think it may be marginally larger, and as in Squash the back wall is an important factor in the game.
Fives is fun. Unlike Squash it is often played as doubles; and of course there is no back hand - you have to be ambidextrous. It is also a game which - though fast and furious for the young and fit - can also be played at a more sedate pace by those who have great skill in placing the ball. As a VI former I remember playing in a IV with Colin Cobb when he must have been well into his 60s. His pair won because their skill with the ball was so great.
Sadly the game faded at Haileybury in the last 20 years and the courts became store rooms. Two of them have now been turned properly into splendid changing rooms for visiting sides. The Council did the right thing in deciding that, but at the meeting which made the final decision George Staple - who was in the chair - at least marked the end of an era, and our sorrow at the demise of the game at Halieybury.
Rowing has come back. Maybe Fives one day!
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| Fives courts at Highgate School |
As it was I was cycling past Highgate School today and noticed some fine looking glass roofed courts in the grounds opposite the entrance to Kenwood House. A block of six Eton Fives courts.
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| Eton Fives |
At Haileybury we played Rugby Fives. An Eton Fives court has a buttress on the left hand side, has no back wall and a step across the court at the half way point.
A Rugby Fives court is like a squash court - I think it may be marginally larger, and as in Squash the back wall is an important factor in the game.
| Rugby Fives |
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| Doubles Fives |
Sadly the game faded at Haileybury in the last 20 years and the courts became store rooms. Two of them have now been turned properly into splendid changing rooms for visiting sides. The Council did the right thing in deciding that, but at the meeting which made the final decision George Staple - who was in the chair - at least marked the end of an era, and our sorrow at the demise of the game at Halieybury.
Rowing has come back. Maybe Fives one day!
Monday, January 10, 2011
School Notice
The quaint tradition of the school notice continues in fine fettle. Today there are notices about the new term in both the Telegraph and the Times. Another one for the scrap book!
Years ago I went through a stage of reading Private Eye, and have never been able to read these announcements since without the recollection of St Cake's School whose parody of them was always spot on.
Saturday, January 8, 2011
Lift Up your Hearts
Here is the school hymn with a sixth verse not usually sung.
“Lift up your hearts!” We lift them, Lord, to Thee;
Here at Thy feet none other may we see;
“Lift up your hearts!” E’en so, with one accord,
We lift them up, we lift them to the Lord.
Here at Thy feet none other may we see;
“Lift up your hearts!” E’en so, with one accord,
We lift them up, we lift them to the Lord.
Above the level of the former years,
The mire of sin, the weight of guilty fears,
The mist of doubt, the blight of love’s decay,
O Lord of Light, lift all our hearts today!
The mire of sin, the weight of guilty fears,
The mist of doubt, the blight of love’s decay,
O Lord of Light, lift all our hearts today!
Above the swamps of subterfuge and shame,
The deeds, the thoughts, that honor may not name,
The halting tongue that dares not tell the whole,
O Lord of Truth, lift every Christian soul!
The deeds, the thoughts, that honor may not name,
The halting tongue that dares not tell the whole,
O Lord of Truth, lift every Christian soul!
Above the storms that vex this lower state,
Pride, jealousy, and envy, rage, and hate,
And cold mistrust that holds e’en friends apart,
O Lord of Love, lift every brother’s heart!
Pride, jealousy, and envy, rage, and hate,
And cold mistrust that holds e’en friends apart,
O Lord of Love, lift every brother’s heart!
Lift every gift that Thou Thyself hast given;
Low lies the best till lifted up to heaven;
Low lie the bounding heart, the teeming brain,
Till, sent from God, they mount to God again.
Low lies the best till lifted up to heaven;
Low lie the bounding heart, the teeming brain,
Till, sent from God, they mount to God again.
Then, as the trumpet call, in after years,
“Lift up your hearts!” rings pealing in our ears,
Still shall those hearts respond, with full accord
“We lift them up, we lift them to the Lord!”
“Lift up your hearts!” rings pealing in our ears,
Still shall those hearts respond, with full accord
“We lift them up, we lift them to the Lord!”
Friday, January 7, 2011
Baggy Green
As England close in on victory in the final test and not only retain the Ashes but win a series in Australia the headline in one paper was "Saggy Green," a reference to the famous Baggy Green caps worn by the Australian national team.
A Baggy Green cap was on display or a in the Pavilion for a few years. It was not any old cap, but one awarded to Sir Donald Bradman, that greatest of Australian cricketers in his last season, playing in England in 1948.
Bradman used to give his caps away and this one was given to Owen Truscott, an Australian who had helped him with his banking arrangements. The cap came to Truscott's son, Kevin (K 1944) who loaned it to Haileybury. In the 1990s another Bradman cap was sold for a great deal of money and it was felt that the school could no longer provide a safe home if the cap were to be displayed. Arrangements were made for it to be sent to the Bradman collection in the South Australia State Library. They were delighted, especially as it had been thought that there had only been one cap issued for that series and the existence of the second Baggy Green was unsuspected. The full story is narrated here.
A Baggy Green cap was on display or a in the Pavilion for a few years. It was not any old cap, but one awarded to Sir Donald Bradman, that greatest of Australian cricketers in his last season, playing in England in 1948.
Bradman used to give his caps away and this one was given to Owen Truscott, an Australian who had helped him with his banking arrangements. The cap came to Truscott's son, Kevin (K 1944) who loaned it to Haileybury. In the 1990s another Bradman cap was sold for a great deal of money and it was felt that the school could no longer provide a safe home if the cap were to be displayed. Arrangements were made for it to be sent to the Bradman collection in the South Australia State Library. They were delighted, especially as it had been thought that there had only been one cap issued for that series and the existence of the second Baggy Green was unsuspected. The full story is narrated here.
Wednesday, January 5, 2011
Pursuit of Knowledge
This medal was awarded as the Sanskrit prize at Old Haileybury. The inscription reads, in Sanskrit, "The pursuit of knowledge is better than the pursuit of gold."
You need gold to win the medal today though. The opening bid for it is at least US$5,700. You can bid for it here.
The description says:
East India College Haileybury, England. Gold Sanskrit Prize Medal. Unsigned by Conrad Heinrich Kuchler, ND (Circa 1806-1810, Possibly made after his death in July 1810). Struck at the Soho Mint.
37 mm; Puddester-948.1.2. Goddess 'India' walking right, flower right, alter left; Rev: In Sanskirt: Pursuit of Knowledge is better than the pursuit of gold. EXTREMELY RARE. Mounted in a broach as a spinner with original jewelry box.
Kuchler made a number of commemorative medals including for the execution of Marie Antionette.
Tuesday, January 4, 2011
Narbs
Did you have lots to eat over the holiday? I learnt a new Haileybury word for good food: Narbs. My spy in the Removes was unaware that it was not current thirty years ago.
"Good narbs" is a good nosh. "Got any narbs?' asks whether you have any tuck (a word which is still current).
Do you know when narbs was coined?
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| Network Aware Resource Broker |
As to the etymology, there are various possibilities.
NARB is an acronym for Night/Day Angle Rate Bombing System or for "Network aware resource broker." I am not sure what that mans but there is an explanation here, which I have not tried to fathom. Staying in the world of IT, Narbs is also a term meaning 'narrative bits,' units of information used to build a presence on a social network site. See here. There is someone with a twitter account who is @narbs.
Narb is also an online art catalogue for which you can get an app for your iphone.
Care might be needed as narb seems to be a 'street word.' It has two definitions here - warning, one of them is a bit rude, and the singular (a narb) has nothing to do with food and cannot be defined on a family blog.
None of this seems to have anything to do with food, and is all narb and not narbs. Help us out anyone?
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